An aggressively subtle bar, and an unsubtle rooftop bar
Story Date: 1/31/2019
Publisher: Portland Mercury
Author: Thomas Ross
January sucks. And it’s largely thanks to “Sober January.” Half my friends quit drinking for the month of January, spouting some self-care bullshit about “hitting reset” on their health, as though not having a glass of Fernet at the end of the night will somehow slow death’s relentless march. But now this nonsense is over, and just in time. Luckily for you temporary teetotalers, I’ve been selflessly drinking new drinks at new bars all month so that, like a friend who never left your hometown, I can guide you down new pathways toward your old habits.
Place Category: Food & Drink